laura DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
so i had to go it alone
with my really poor knowledge of science.. i'm doing an English degree for a reason y'all...
But on with the Science
We were going to do some facts about science but frankly i completely forgot
But i did crack some really bad science jokes.. scientists just aren't funny apparently.. they should stick to their day jobs
this.. but with science instead of maths |
a neutron walks into a bar. 'how much for a beer?' asks the neutron. 'for you, no charge'
sorry bout that one. unfortunately all the good chemistry jokes argon
A man, complaining of headaches, entered a hospital for diagnostic tests. A doctor examined the results for a brain scan and told the patient, "I have bad news and good news for you. The bad news is that you have a serious brain disease and will die without treatment. The good news is that this hospital has developed a new procedure for brain transplants and due to a car accident this morning two 'fresh' brains are available: one is from a taxi driver and the other is from a scientist. The brain of the taxi driver costs $225,000, while that of the scientist is only $29.95." Puzzled, the patient asked, "Why is the scientist's brain was so much cheaper?" The doctor replied, "It's used."
Thanks to Josh and Chris for those