WEEK FIVE: SCIENCE

YOYOYO so we decided to start allotting a theme to each week.. so this week we (well I) did science
laura DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
so i had to go it alone
with my really poor knowledge of science.. i'm doing an English degree for a reason y'all...

But on with the Science
We were going to do some facts about science but frankly i completely forgot

But i did crack some really bad science jokes.. scientists just aren't funny apparently.. they should stick to their day jobs

this.. but with science instead of maths

OH OH OH post show some kids came through with extra jokes

a neutron walks into a bar. 'how much for a beer?' asks the neutron. 'for you, no charge'

sorry bout that one. unfortunately all the good chemistry jokes argon

A man, complaining of headaches, entered a hospital for diagnostic tests. A doctor examined the results for a brain scan and told the patient, "I have bad news and good news for you. The bad news is that you have a serious brain disease and will die without treatment. The good news is that this hospital has developed a new procedure for brain transplants and due to a car accident this morning two 'fresh' brains are available: one is from a taxi driver and the other is from a scientist. The brain of the taxi driver costs $225,000, while that of the scientist is only $29.95." Puzzled, the patient asked, "Why is the scientist's brain was so much cheaper?" The doctor replied, "It's used."

Thanks to Josh and Chris for those

Anyway.. here's the podcast although omg it is so quiet.. i have no idea what happened there